Class 5's Alien Crash Landing!
As Catatonia (pupils ask your parents) once sang, "This could be a case for Mulder and Scully!"
Key Stage 2 children were shocked on Monday morning when they walked into the playground only to be confronted with this mysterious cordoned-off scene of devastation!
Class 5 quickly took charge of the situation in their fluorescent vests, and after a thorough investigation of the scene in which they found some strange electronic equipment, empty fuel canisters, assorted wires and other debris as well as mysterious green slime and glowing otherworldly footprints, our top Year 5 and 6 FBI agents deduced that the crash landing of an extra-terrestrial space craft may have taken place right here in Bosbury.
Further evidence supporting this theory was the discovery of a fallen tree in a neighbour's garden at the bottom of the school drive which Class 5 agents believed may have caused the crash, together with a message scrawled in green slime on the classroom window by what was assumedly an unearthly being which appeared to have a remarkably good grasp of the English language.
Fortunately, the Class 5 police constables were then on hand to protect the younger children on the playground at breaktime from any harmful radioactive substances which may have been leaking out at the crash site.
Using highly classified FBI documents which Mr. Thompson had somehow managed to unearth from Photocopier 51, the pupils then sifted through the evidence back in the classroom to produce some extremely detailed pieces of writing about the incident.
Well done Class 5 on your expert handling of this hugely unexpected and dramatic event. As for what might have become of the occupant or indeed occupants of the vehicle...?
The truth is out there...