Red Nose Day 2017 at Bosbury
Bosbury School was awash with every possible shade of the colour red this Friday as children and staff alike celebrated Red Nose Day 2017.
Thank you to everyone who brought in their £1.00 donations for Comic Relief, and to everyone who brought in their very best joke in to share for the event. A selection of the very best Tim Vine-worthy efforts are show below:
"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff."
"What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet."
"Did you hear about the burglar who fell into a cement mixer? He became a hardened criminal."
"I would tell you the joke about the bin, but it's a load of rubbish."
"Why did six hate seven? Because seven eight nine."
"What happened to the magic tractor? It turned into a field."
"Did you hear about the fight in the fish and chip shop last night? The cod got battered."
Never one to be left out, even newest Bosbury member of staff Wilf got in on the act with his special red ribbon for the occasion!